What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Hi.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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