What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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