Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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DOWN

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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poop

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Your Mom

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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