Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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I can Nazi

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What sucks?

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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