ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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