- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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