How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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