Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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