Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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