what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

I'm taken

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

A day without sunshine is like night.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the bunny eat his food

A black goes to college

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

baby loves lalma

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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