Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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i love huge wieners.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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