A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Halo < COD

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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you will now laugh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Gadaffi

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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