- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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