Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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alert('hiiii');

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Womens rights

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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