When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Womens rights

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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