In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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