That's Racist

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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anne hatthaway

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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