- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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