- Anti Joke

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Jared Gough is a slut

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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