There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

i eat poop

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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