connor sucks

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

i eat poop

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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