i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

whats better than 24................. 25

22

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A child with cancer grows up.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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