what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A Banana wrote this...

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What time is it? 10:58

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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