Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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