Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Will you marry me?

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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