- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Chuck Norris.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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