Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Anti Joke

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