What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

I like to eat people

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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