what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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