You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Do you need any assistance?

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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