Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Women's football

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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