- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Women's Rights

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Reed is poopin

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Six million.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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