What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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a retard lost...

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Lil' Wayne

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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