What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

My mom caught me masturbating.

space is fun

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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