What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Your Mom.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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minecraft

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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