roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

hi michael

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Darude - Sandstorm

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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