A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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hi michael

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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