- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Garry Glitters on here

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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