- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Women's football

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Womens' rights.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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