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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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