There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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I have no ideas.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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