what colour is a frog green you idiot

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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