Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Ouch.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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