A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Black People.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

what's red and blue? your heart

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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