How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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knock knock who's there?

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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