Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Where's my tractor?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Your mother

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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