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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

You just won the game...

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

asparagus

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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