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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.