-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Gays

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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anti jokes

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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