Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Thanks

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Anti Joke

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