Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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hi

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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