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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Sonic

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Spread the net.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Hi my name is Jim

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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