- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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