- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Hearpin my durp

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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