Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

marshal sterio had sex

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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