Hi Shelby!!

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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