What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Knock knock Come In.......

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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