Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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