- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

The penn state football administration

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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