What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Alt F4

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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