- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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