You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Hippopatomous!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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