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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Not Steve Jobs

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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