How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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19th amendment

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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fart+fart=poop

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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