What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Chuck Norris died.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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