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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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