Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Poop

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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oh hiya come in

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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