- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Penis

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Cleveland winning something

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Watch your lips.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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