- Anti Joke

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Ouch.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy