Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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miley cyrus

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Weiner

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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