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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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women's rights.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What is cold? Winter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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