Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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