What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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