- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

your a towel.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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