What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

a ginger has a soul

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

#scabbers

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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