How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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1 Jew XD

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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