Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Like if you like big tits.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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